typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

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vaspim:

Idk *masturbates*

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trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

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sexcit1ng:

my laptop is hotter than my sex life

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high-blogging:

fucking ellen

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astound:

dylan o brien more like dylan o fuck me

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jackanthonyfernandez:

carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicate 

Screaming

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angryhornyteenager:

Why would I need a man? I already got yours

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

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